solitude.

Sometimes I can't wait to live alone.

I can watch the shittiest shows and no one will judge me.

I can eat whatever, whenever.

I can clean up my way.

My whole house will be decorated by me.

I can sleep in a nest every night.

I get to sing in the shower. I can blast music and dance along.

If I ever live alone it will probably be the only time I would consider owning a treadmill.

I could have friends over. I could throw really dumb parties to celebrate stupid things, like getting a discount on cheese.

I can have a dog. I can have a Great Dane.
He can protect me in case I make a stupid decision and watch a scary movie.

Sometimes I think living alone would be really scary.

I would probably get really fat. or really skinny.

I would have to lock my door 1 million times with one million locks.

I should probably live in an apartment just so I am not totally alone.