Quotes

"I want to get a vending machine, with fun sized candy bars, and the glass in the front is a magnifying glass. You'll be mad, but it will be too late."

"It's very dangerous to wave to people you don't know because what if they don't have hands
They'll think you're cocky."

"If I can't be beautiful, I want to be invisible"

"Your birth is a mistake you'll spend your whole life trying to correct."

"Maybe we have to break everything to make something better out of ourselves."

"My friend asked me if I wanted a frozen banana. I said 'No, but I want a regular banana later, so...yeah'."

"Second date, or dinner? This is the cannibal's dilemma."

"Ignore your rights and they will go away"

"Well behaved women seldom make history"

"If you ever get bit by a radioactive peacock, you might die- or you might turn into a superhero with the most fabulous costume ever."

"A chest bump is almost never the appropriate way to say 'Thanks for the coffee'."